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physics jokes

A few of my friends and I were talking about how there aren't enough good physics jokes out there, the kind that only someone in the field would get. So we decided to remedy that by making up several of our own. Here's what we came up with...

Why does sirloin have more energy than hamburger?
Cause hamburger is the ground steak.

Why does the J/Psi particle have trouble meeting people?
It doesn't have any charm.

What did the physics professor say when the pirate applied to
grad school?
"I like his potential. It goes like one over arrrrrrrr!"

Why did Gauss keep losing his medication?
Cause his pillbox was wafer-thin.

Why can't Muhammed Ali clean his floor?
Too many vacuum fluxations.

Someone suggested I should change Muhammed Ali to Michael J Fox to get with the times. I still haven't made up my mind whether that works better.

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pbrane
Dec. 14th, 2003 12:19 am (UTC)
Why does sirloin have more energy than hamburger?
Cause hamburger is the ground steak.


BWA! That one is fucking priceless...
fermina
Dec. 14th, 2003 08:29 am (UTC)
Hah!

These are, firstly, horrible, and secondly, wonderful.

You geeks!
r3m0t
Dec. 14th, 2003 11:20 pm (UTC)
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

"No charge" says the bartender.

AHAHAHA... alright... it's awful.
spoonless
Dec. 15th, 2003 11:47 am (UTC)
Actually it's pretty good. But it's one of the standard 4 that get told at every party I go to. Still a classic, though!
firmament
Jan. 7th, 2004 06:50 pm (UTC)
Maybe this one is old?

Two electrons walk into a bar.
First electron orders a gin and tonic.
The other electron says, "Damn! I was going to order that!"
spoonless
Jan. 7th, 2004 07:27 pm (UTC)
yeah, heard it.

So you have a livejournal after all! wonderful.

I found out yesterday that even Nick "I will never get an lj" Black has succumbed: dankamongmen
mentaljewelry
Jan. 9th, 2004 01:10 pm (UTC)
I've only got two neurons--and one of them's inhibitory.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a pub.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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